What’s your Funny Story?

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My hubby had knee replacement surgery and was in a lot of pain…

Wednesday night was hard… hubby had a very hard time with his pain… so as a result we were sleep deprived.

Around 4am I got up, grabbed a bag of frozen peas and put them on his knee with a velcro strap… the coolness helped him and me fall asleep

Around 5:30am I hear  “Hon!… Hon!!!!… HON COME HERE!!!…

I run to the bathroom not knowing what happened… he says… “Look at the floor what is that?”

I look and OMG… “That is blood!”

I looked at his knee and running down his leg and on his therapy socks was red oozing to the floor. I am starting to panic along with poor hubby. I grab a washcloth and wipe the red oozing blood only to find out it wasn’t blood after all…

In my haste to get back to sleep I grabbed a bag of frozen strawberries instead of a bag of frozen peas… yup not blood but defrosted strawberry juice…. I think I was tired… LMAO” – Anonymous

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7 thoughts on “What’s your Funny Story?”

  1. not long after we were married, hubby was getting annoyed and dismayed with his employment and working different shift hours. So, I would wait up for him when on the late shifts, and always try to be positive to his negativity. One day, we were laying on the bed when he says to my horror and fear “I know why I’m going down hill” .. I quickly jumped into the conversation with all the positivity and encouragement I could find, rambling on and on for a good 5-8 minutes when he looked puzzled and asked “What are you talking about?”
    Told him my concern for his negativity and low esteem. His reply “No No, I meant I know why I’m going downhill on the waterbed, I haven’t put enough water in it.” I have now have learnt to ask “do you need an opinion or a listening ear?” before jumping in the deep end.. 🙄😜😫😂

  2. If there is a prize. Send it to me now. 1969. Husband sent me a box of naughty night clothes from Vietnam Nam. When it came time for his R&R leave, he told me to be sure to bring them when we met.
    The first thing he said was “Did you bring the sexy clothes?” I said yes, but I hadn’t brought the sleep bra as it was too small around. “What sleep bears?”
    You see, I was a country girl, and very unworldly. The sleep bra was a pair of panties with an opening in the middle. I had my head through that opening and my arms out the legs.

  3. Hehehe….good story. Reminds me of the first time I ate beats and when I peed it looked like I was bleeding. Scared me half to death!

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